Anonymous: This is so embarrassing but I have the crush on the most captivating guy. He's strong, both physically and emotionally, and although he's rather unapproachable, I can't help but be drawn to him. His sense of humour is dark, borderline vulgar, and though he has a strange liking for shit jokes, I find him hilarious. Admirable, too. He's protective and loyal but still independent-minded, and not arrogant. Yeah, he's short + a clean freak, but he has the most beautiful grey eyes, and dark hair.